What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:14
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.